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"More To Make You Laugh" is gathered from other sources
 by Chť Rippinger of Touchť Cartoons

Have something you think can make the list? It's being compiled. Contact with info.

Damn Funny Band Names
Things That Make You Smile

Humorous Quotations Page
Funny Bits
I'm In Love With A Sociopath (Lyrics & song)
(Che's Belly Dance performance  June 6, 2008 & and possible video)
Funny Photos
 

Damn Funny Band Names-
(Funny how they lose their novelty when they go mainstream)
Oh I have LOTS, folks...gotta find all the scraps of paper everywhere
Advice: read each slowly and smirk accordingly, take time and enjoy the ampage.
Just think about explaining them to your grandma. Or mom (she knows I Hate Kate after the concert!).


Shiny Toy Guns
 
Girls On Top Jill Spilled Scotch Bullet for My
Valentine
Jet Lag Gemini

Reno Divorce
 
The Flatliners Oh Crap! Ninjas Panic At the Disco Flailing Uterus
Death Cab for Cutie Induced Coma Love .45 Reno Divorce Love Equals Death

The Airborne Toxic Event
 
Be Your Own Pet Patent Pending Sky Eats Airplane Audio Spaghetti

Vampire Weekend
(now That sounds like a good time!)

 
Jack's Mannequin The Pink Spiders Pull The Pin The Big Spank

Escaping Gravity
 
The A.K.A.s  The Randies The Banana Convention Damn Valentines

Touch My Rash
(you'd want to hire them for your kid's party?

 
Angry Pandas Cute Lepers Hectic Watermelon Cosmic Bowling League

Porno For Pyros
 
Finger Eleven Jif and the Choosey Mothers G. Love & Special Sauce The Velvet Elvis
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus The Pharmacists Plain White T's
(say it out loud)
The Color Fred Killers, Thieves & Lawyers
 
The Gypsy Fembots A Plague in Paradise Bad Mutha' Goose Name Taken hifi handgrenades(perhaps likin' this because of the name like my column "Dating and Hand Grenades"?!)
 
Cute is What We Aim For Five Finger Death Punch Slightly Stoopid DJ Hot to Death Bubble Puppy
The Disco Biscuits The Flatliners Mates of State Stanky Pockets Murder by Death
(uh, yeah)
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum Hank III & Assjack Those Poor Bastards Some Random Band Strange Condition
(sign up to be on their groupies list)
Voodoo Glow Skulls Mustard Plugs Cancer Bats Glasvegas
(clever  being they're from Glasgow Scotland)
Heartless Bastards
A Place To Bury Strangers a piercing blast
of noise
 
Tequila
Mockingbird
Pitbull Circle Number Dot
Goatwhore John Brown's Body
 
Ra Ra Riot Death by Stereo Redo
Cowboy Mouth Trampled by Turtles HorrorPops Del Tha Funky Homosapien Death Valley Pom Squad
Endless Hallway This Is A Stand Off Reach Around Death Hickey Blues
 
Stolen Instruments
RX Bandits The Flaming Lips Forth Yeer Freshman
 
Torch The Wagon The Lower Class Brats
Butthole Surfers Faux Punk Bat For Lashes Gutter Twins Scary Kids
Scaring Kids
 
Blind Pilot
 
Stiff Little Fingers Mumble Louder Band of Heathens Italian X-rays
The Gospels of Progress
 
Shut Up Stella Hush Sound Semi Precious Weapons A Band Called Pain
Sugar In Wartime Attracted To Gods Built To Spill Disco Doom
 
Trailer Park Playboys
 
Revolting Cocks Girl in a Coma Melt Banana Blind Pilot Lemon Spongecake Ballet
 
She Wants Revenge
 
Why?
(humor in lack of imagination??)
Quitters Anonymous Eek-A-Mouse  
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead (nothing says peppy like a microphone mouthfull!)
Land Shark (you've gotta see their logo! Check out their MySpace page or my friend at mine)
 
Lavay Smith & Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers (hey, when Bill Clinton gives them street cred...)
 

And some classics:
Meat Puppets
Cheap Trick
Mott the Hoople (huh?)

Looking for a Band Name?
You can use one of my creations...just credit the source please and let me know! Contact me-I can make up some good ones.
Jet Gag
Why So Wet
Polly Wanna Saccharide?
Check, Please!
Suit Fruitcase
Pancake for Cookie
Smoked Out Trout (dedicated to my smoked fish friend Kalena)
Everyone Loves a Train Wreck
Check Her I.D. (or you can get cutesy and spell it Checker I.D.)
Bill Something
Reservoir Tip
Candy Exit

Think something should be noted? e-mail your idea. Play nice-no spam!

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Things That Make You Smile:

Bumper Stickers
"My cat is smarter than your honor student."

 "My dog is smarter than your politician."

"Support your local hospital. Play Hockey."

Denver panhandler's sign:
"Wife left with best friend. Need money for thank you note."

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Funny Bits:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED & Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
 The garage is all yours.
 Wedding plans take care of themselves.
 Chocolate is just another snack.  
 You can never be pregnant.
 Car mechanics tell you the truth.
 The world is your urinal.
 You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
 Same work, more pay.
 Wrinkles add character.
 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
 New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
 One mood all the time.
 Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
 You know stuff about tanks and engines.
 A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
 You can open all your own jars.
 You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
 Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
 Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
 You never have strap problems in public.
 You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
 Everything on your face stays its original colour.
 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
 You only have to shave your face and neck.
 You can play with toys all your life.
 One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
 You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
 You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
 You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
 No wonder men are happier.
 
 -source: e-mail/global web circulation (perhaps a slightly bitter British woman? colour & petrol reference)
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I'm In Love With a Sociopath (lyrics)

by I Hate Kate (band)

album: Act One (2006)

Well, her name is Little Miss new in town 
She said I need someone to show me around 
I said what the hell 
She looked innocent as far as I could tell 

She said Iím all alone and come up into my room 
And Iíll show you pictures of me and my favorite band 
She said uh oh uh oh here they come 
Uh oh uh oh here they come 
Uh oh uh oh here they come 
Better run 
Better run 
Better run 

Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
She makes me happy 

Itís another day and another cut 
She said kiss me fool Iím not a slut 
If the eyes are the windows to the soul 
Her soulís somewhere in Mexico 
And slow down shut off the power 
This taste is getting sour 
I feel a sickness coming over me 

She said uh oh uh oh here they come 
Uh oh uh oh here they come 
Uh oh uh oh here they come 
Better run 
Better run 
Better run 

Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
She makes me happy 

Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
She makes me happy 

Crazy in the head 
Crazy in the bed 
I know thatís not a lie 

Crazy in the head 
Crazy in the bed 
I better make her mine 

Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
She makes me happy 

Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
Iím in love with a sociopath (hey!) 
She makes me happy

Video  from KTCL 93.3 in Denver with audience participation

YouTube Video

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And of course some funny photos...

 

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